Turkey day coming soon

Well this is indeed going to be an interesting turkey day. Just about everybody is mad at everybody else and nobody seems to want to compromise so I told big daddy last night that maybe I just wouldn't cook for turkey day this year. The man almost fell over crying. My family has always looked forward to the big food day. I begin at about 5am - put the turkey in. Make the cornbread, make the mac and cheese, green beans, swwet potato casserole, dressing, pecan pie, pumpkin pie and for some reason my mom always has to make sure that we do fruit salad and ambrosia. I could really do without the last two because they are just a pain to fix right at the end. So after about 7 hours of straight cooking, eating and cleaning up I collapse on the sofa only to have someone tell me that they need something else. Maybe this year I will just tell everybody that we are working for Hosea's homeless and serve somebody who really appreciates it.